Regateo en el Mercado

VENDOR: Avocados! The best avocados in the market! CUSTOMER: Good morning, ma'am. How much are the avocados? VENDOR: Three thousand pesos each, my dear. Look how beautiful. They're perfect. CUSTOMER: Whoa, three thousand! Do they have gold inside or what? VENDOR: Oh, you! Green gold, that's right. Look at that color. CUSTOMER: I'll give you seven thousand for three. Deal? VENDOR: Oh no, my dear, I'd go broke. Eight thousand and I'll throw in a yuca for free. CUSTOMER: Hmm... What if you throw in two yucas? VENDOR: Ugh! You really know how to negotiate. Fine, deal, but don't tell anyone. CUSTOMER: Deal. Thanks, ma'am. VENDOR: Take care, dear. And come back soon!